Sunday, October 18, 2009

Happy Birthday to Liz

Went up to NYC with a great crew yesterday.  The car consisted of me, Mark, Dan, Dave, Shay, Jose Cuervo, and skull vodka.  I could not think of a more fun/well-suited crew for a little roadtrip.  If I could take 4 people into purgatory, the list might look a bit like this one.  We rolled in to Dirty Jers at around 4, and watched a lil football.  Those staying at Moses's place and various other venues left for the city, and I stayed to watch the parade of beautiful people and hair.  Liz looked straight up amaaazing, with her hair done up by a lil turkish woman and enough pixie dust to make Tinkerbell jealous.  We went to dinner a restaurant called "The Kitchen of Fish" only to find no fish on the menu whatsoever!  The meal was pretty hit or miss, good seafood skewers (no fish on that of course) were the highlight of the meal.  Dan and I made use of the all you can drink wine for two hours, and good conversation and picture taking ensued (though, liz will never send them to us ;)  

Unfortunately, they didn't take creditcards and I was sans atm card.  Shay covered me though, for which I'm eternally greatful.  Then it was off to Bbar, a posh little bar with beautiful gardens and overbearing heat lamps.  There I met what seemed like an endless chain of interesting people.  I was in pretty terrible shape at this point, and have the paper evidence to prove it (300 dollars at one bar? really Trev??) There was a bit of drama, but drama is the spice of life and without it my existence would be fairly boring.  Afterwards we went to R Bar...what's with all the letter bars!?  Anyway, this was much more my scene and the dance floor proved too much a temptation to pass up.  Good times were had, I owe a few people some dinners and polite conversation, but all in all it was a great time.


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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tonight I watched some terrible TV!~

So tonight I watched some terrible TV
I saw Richard Dawkins on Bill Meher along with Michael Moore and Janine Gurrafalo (sp?)
I watched 3 to 4 episodes of South Park.
I watched a new show called the Modern Family 
and finally 10 minutes of "Cougar Land"

First off let me say the last show is unwatchable.  I give it 4 weeks tops.  The Modern Family is only slightly better.  The married with children dad has never really appealed to me and he's up to his old tricks with a younger hotter wife (go figure).  The characters are pretty vapid and I don't recommend it.  Sadly, South Park was the pinnacle of my night, even though it occurred during a losing effort in Scrabble with Shay (despite an early 50 point lead after turn 2 I guess there can be only so many I's Q's and X's a man can put up with...)

So begins my rant on Bill Meher.  Bill Meher is a moron.  He's not particularly funny as a comedian, and he's even less so as a TV show host.  That being said, he has a knack for getting people with vast amounts of knowledge on the same stage.  It's probably not hard given that these donkey liberals probably share a commune every Sunday at the altar of infinite hypocrisy.  What do I mean?

Let's start with Richard Dawkins.  Richard Dawkins is as stubborn an ideologue as the very religious fanatics he attacks.  During the show, he blamed all of terrorism on faulty religious beliefs.  Interesting, that sounds a lot like your last book....are you channeling your inner T. Boone Pickens?  Maybe he just believes what he says so strongly he is unwilling to consider other factors.  Apparently Janine is the only other panelist on the show willing to question Dawkins (although she does only that, and does not go nearly far enough)..."why if religion is the sole culprit is it that insane religions here do not produce similar suicide bombings?"  Thank you voice of reason... clearly pinning terrorist acts on religion alone is irresponsible.  I dare say that more atrocious acts have occurred UNDER the banner of religion, but to notice this and declare it a correlation are two distinct things.  In most instances of terrorism, far more than religion is at the motivational core.  Economic factors, political factors, devaluing of life, and revenge weigh more in terrorist cases than religion probably ever did.  I'm not saying I know it, I'm just saying it seems much more likely the correlation lies within these realms.  Richard Dawkins is a moron because he doesn't understand the function of religion anymore.  He claims that religion is akin to the appendix, genetic waste, something left over from a time when we needed something more than what science had given us.  Well sir, religion hasn't stopped giving people the sense of community, the social desire to love and be loved unconditionally in the face of all evidence and reason...to be loved.  This is the human condition, and religion will never fade out so long as nothing fades IN to take its place.  Why else would absoludicrous ideas like the Mormon church exist today...nay FLOURISH!  Because a large part of what we humans due is impose structure upon a world as WE see fit, not as it actually is.  Much like Mr. Dawkins has pinned the ills of the world on religion, instead of on the real issues.

Michael Moore has become the face of something frightening.  The truth.  If he expands upon his ideas of capitalism expressed in his upcoming film, he may become my favorite Gadfly of all time.  He's doing it late however, as the documentary "The Corporation" came out a while back in foreign countries expressing the same sentiments that capitalism is dead.  I'll wait until I see the movie to truly anoint him, but I have a good feeling.  That being said, I HATE the way Michael Moore presents himself.  He is all that is wrong with Hollywood.  Blatantly Partisan, terribly biased, and unfortunately fat and annoying.  If the truth had a real spokesman...or even an unknown spokesman, we would all be much better served.

The infinite hypocrisy... Bill Meher, Liberal Media, Conservative Media, Media Matters.com, Fox news, Hollywood... F U ALL!  Each one of you has picked a side, put the blinders on, and started shouting at the top of your lungs.  Mr. Meher, you criticize Obama for coming to the negotiating table with Republicans in the house and senate.  You say he should not even consider the politics of the right wing, they had their chance, now its ours.  Perhaps, the problem with the past 8 yrs of government were not the political ideals of one man, but the complete disregard of the political ideals of half a nation!  Last I checked the president does not have a mandate!  It is his JOB to sell people on his plans, to debate ideas, to negotiate.  Screw you Fox news, for allowing people like Glen Becke on the air at all.  He is nothing more than a shock jock in sheep's clothing.  In the end, F US...because the media is just after the all mighty dollar like the rest of us, and something about their strategy is working...which doesn't say a whole lot about us as a nation.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The next big trips...

Oh, I forgot!
The next big trips are:
Vegas for Halloween - with Peacock, Shay, Shay's bf, Becky (peacock's gf!?!?!?! lol), Liz, Deti?, plus many more!  Come as you are if you can!

Montana for Christmas - The usual cast of characters :)

Colorado for babysitting?...perhaps - Colin Chels Kev and Laurie....though I'd prolly rather go wine tasting with 'em...

Utah - completely new cast of characters...super excited to try my hand at powder mountain!

Thailand...on the distant not so distant horizon.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The next big trips, and the last big trip

It's been a long time coming, but here are some more of the pics and stories from China.  



The haze, the only thing stopping me from moving there right now.  Well, that, the language barrier, the food, the government, and the internet poker
 thing... 
This is the view from our hotel in Beijing e
very morning.

This is the temple of heaven.  It was beautiful and so full of life on a sunday.  I got the sense that this was the place to be for fun and games with family and friends.  There were groups playing badminton, and kicking around a Hack-y-sac like shuttlecock thingy.  It was definitely a cultural experience.  I would say its akin to hippies throwing frisby in the park.
Shanghai, where all sorts of fun can be had.  This is in the top 5 skylines in the world for obvious reasons.  The Pearl of the Orient is a gawdy, ugly, and ultimately quintessential piece of Shanghai's soul.  This view is from the top of the Hyatt hotel where we went to high tea twice, and enjoyed a few sugary cocktails atop their roof bar.  I highly recommend it.
We meet our second guide Joyce at the (jo ji go) airport.  Instantly in love :)
She more or less made our experience during the two day stint in xiao jighao (sp?)
She had a story for every plant my mom asked about and introduced me to Chincobarley wine (not for the avg. drinker...think apple cider mixed with orange juice and rum).  I met up with
 her in Beijing on the last day of our China trip...but that's a different story for a different blog.  Maybe I'll devote a whole entry to her eventually.  She earned it.
Here are some photos from our time with Joyce and Coco touring western China.


mom littering...and enlightened monks

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Trip report (beginning)

Starting at the beginning here are my thoughts and feelings illustrated with some pictures about the first few days of my trip to China.
Airplanes/getting there
Airplanes we're a huuuuge part of the trip.  I think in total we took around 8 flights.  The best of these flights were really good, there is a new system on the more advanced airlines (the ones leaving from or going to Japan i believe) that allows each person to have their own TV with on demand movies and TV shows.  THIS, makes flying bearable.  I watched around 4 movies on various flights and killed an entire Nicholas Sparks book called "The Choice" on the way there.  The movies I liked:
American beauty...I'd seen it before, but it is one of my favorite movies of all time.  My mom hates it, and most people find it a bit too morbid...but I think it drives home a point that isn't heard nearly enough in this world.  "There is so much beauty in the world, that I think my heart is going to swell up and burst...but then I breathe, and the beauty washes over me, travels through me and it's like I can see it all at once."  Furthermore, there is beauty in sadness.  A point probably only recognized by those that experience sadness less frequently, but nevertheless an important point.
Kung Fu Dunk: hella bad movie to the point of hilarity!  Putting the nail in the coffin of the ole, do Asians get basketball argument. NO.
Duplicity: sorry Clive Owen, I fell asleep twice.  Julia Roberts cannot carry a film anymore.  She is no longer cute and her terrible acting is not tolerable anymore.  (I never found her attractive or tolerable in the past, but this movie will make people start to agree with me)
Star Trek: Okay okay i get what people see in this movie....i guess it's good :/
The first leg:  So we got delayed in JFK, which is a terrible airport.  It's designed like DC as a wheel and spokes type of thing, but planes never leave on time, and air traffic control is inept.  Couple that with a mechanical malfunction with our plane and you have yourself 4 hours on the tarmac and a crappy meal service to boot.  Pictures from this leg of the flight were nonexistent.  We got into Japan, missed our connector, spent the night getting shuffled to a
 hotel, then fed deeeelicious food then shuffled back to the airport the next day.  
Japan pics
 
this is the hotel
  Banzai/peaceful garden.  Japan rocks gardens...and breakfast!  They've taken the best of french cuisine (croissants and other pastries) and coupled it with strange delicious fruits and assorted meat products!  Little did I know we would never see bread for breakfast again on this trip :(

Narita Japan's Airport...WTF is that thing?  It looks like a giant pillsbury doughboy made out of colorful glass...I didn't ask.


































Japan was a short part of the trip but from what I can tell the place has it figured out.  While I was there, I thought about writing a blog entry about what a world would be like without planned obsolescence.  Japan is that world, and we have a LOT to learn from them.  I'll spare you the rant however, and instead give you a hint of what's to come in the next entry.














Tuesday, July 28, 2009

A great philosopher once said, " To inflict harm upon another is a human's first instinct, because a subject always looks for the source of the pain, whereas performing favors for another has the subject looking inward for a source of desert."  I could not agree more.  To be a more advanced human is to be conditioned to seek the source of pleasure.  Further still is the human that performs an act so great that a subject knows that the desert does not lie within, and thusly looks outward.  To be divine is to not meet that gaze with satisfaction.

A philosophy that does not motivate your every action is merely a religion.
-Trev

Having watched one to many episodes of the Mentalist in my life, I decided to perform an experiment.  You see I have at least 5 problem children on my all this session.  Controlling all of them had been impossible for an extended period of time.  So I decided to cheat.  If I could neutralize 2 or 3 of the hellions then my nights would become manageable.  I tried everything, bribery, threats, reasoning, and even physical force.  Nothing worked.  Then last night I decided to try something radically different.  I went up to two of my most rambunctious kids, and tapped them gently on the hand as I uttered, "You, be good tonight."  The response was instant and unexpected.  Both times the practice was greeted by this response: "What?"
I repeated the process, and then both children responded: "Okay, I will."  And they did.

July has been different.  At times it has been gratifying, and at times terrifying, but more than anything July has been tiring.  I'm sick of this place.  I think it's the smell of it, or maybe the fact that I'm trapped like a teenager on house arrest, without A/C, and without stimulating conversation.  I asked a girl to point blank talk to me about something deep today, she said she wanted to go to the mall.  The Spaniards leave on Thursday; I will be sad to see them go.  Many of them have made me laugh at America in ways I never thought possible, and at the same time be more proud of my heritage than ever before.

"Jes, I hhhaf herrd of this Wal - Marrt.  It is the place where you look this way and djou see tirres and den jou look this way and see FOOD!  WooooW."
-Kike