Hi my name is Al Coholic

Ladies and gents (mostly ladies) its time for my rant.....
F CELL PHONES! Even the magnificent Iphone cannot suade me from absolute disgust with this cell phone generation. This weekend, on two occassions we had people over...and on both occassions at least one person in the group might as well have not been there. She was living vicariously through her texts, either planning future nights or the immediate future plans for that night. Well, I've had it, the next time someone does it i'm taking their phone and chucking it out the window. I mean seriously, why even come over if all ur going to do is text someone who is not there. Siobahn was probably the only person this weekend that was 100% a good party goer, even when she didn't wanna be there, she was engaged in conversation and made an effort. /rant

open new rant

F Alcohol! I've been at or near my limit in drinks for 5 days straight. AC combined with Liz comin in has led to some of the worst hangovers, massive weight gain, and peculiar retardation ever. On the plus side...I think I had fun every night except for one, and managed to bounce back fairly well every day but one. No more drinking for Trevor! EVER! Until friday when we go to NYC to visit liz....wait wut?
/rant

Atlantic City
This "Atlantic" city is quite possibly the skeeziest...sleeziest...and most bizarre of places I have ever been. Both nights I was there, I stayed up till ~7am, a feat made much easier by the massive amounts of oxygen pumped into casino floors. I think I saw the sun the second day....maybe...once. Had some great food, met some cool locals. I guess the weirdest thing that happened...the thing that could only happen in Vegas or AC...was that on night one we went to a strip club (a too oft repeated manuveur methinks :/) and I got a dance from this Russian blonde who said that I must have worked out due to my massive muscles (a too oft repeated line methinks :/). Anywayz, the next morning/ 7am night Scott and I ran into her and her friends at a diner we went to. She was all dolled up with her russian friends laughing and pointing at a very boisterous and flirty me...anyway...I dunno if that will ever happen again.
/pointless anecdote.

Poker is still going well, but my life roll is still taking hits left and right from rando stuff...but w/e .
Got a call from Kev from china. He's havin a blast, and loves bargaining with the locals lol...something I know i'm going to suck at. I just don't care about money enough to haggle :/ I know I know that's ridiculous akjl;alfkj;lajfjiorqiewnv....whatever