Island sayings that may need to be incorporated into my lexicon.

In response to whether or not she was too young... After 12 its lunch

Drug bucket - any random stash of waded up money and pot (no i don't smoke pot mom)

F that noise - pretty self explanatory but with the added bonus of meaning for a poker player/statistician.

That pothole was so big you could see it on google earth

Do work - eh...an oldy but a goody

COMOOOON Choooop - a great name for a crab in a crab race saaay? Choop being the local bar tender

Here we don't date women, we just take turns.

Unbeknownst to me, I was some 46 yr old ladies birthday present - classic blackout story Zach told