Oh for god's sake

Last night i lost 3 buy-ins to a porn star on Full Tilt. Her name was "imreallyfamous" and I asked her why, she said she was known for films in some parts. I asked what kind of films, she proceeds to stack me thusly,

***** Hand History for Game 10330906961 *****
Seat 1 is the buttonSeat 1: GingerGoddess ( $274.00 USD )
Seat 2: imreallyfamous ( $148.25 USD )
GingerGoddess posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
imreallyfamous posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards
**Dealt to GingerGoddess [ 5d 4c ]
GingerGoddess raises [$5.00 USD]
imreallyfamous calls [$4.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kd, 4h, Ac ]
imreallyfamous bets [$12.00 USD]
GingerGoddess calls [$12.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5c ]
imreallyfamous checks
GingerGoddess bets
[$21.00 USD]imreallyfamous calls
[$21.00 USD]
** Dealing River **
[ 6d ]imreallyfamous checks
GingerGoddess bets [$40.00 USD]
imreallyfamous raises [$80.00 USD]
GingerGoddess calls [$40.00 USD]
imreallyfamous shows [6h, Ks ]
imreallyfamous wins $237.50 USD from main potGingerGoddess doesn't show [5d, 4c ]

Boy that 6 on the river was a pretty hardcore suck out :). But i digress... ADULT FILM she says (not all in caps, but it might as well have been) So anywaay I asked her how she became a porn star and if the money was good... to which she replied acting school in NYC and then moved to LA and needed money. Plausible enough. She also said she was contracted with Anabolic, a porn company...news to me (he he gulp). So then I asked her if shooting movies was fun or whether it was all work and no play (foreplay count?)
To which she replied it depends on who you're working with.
Who's your favorite to work with?
WOW she says...hmmm prolly Lex.
Lex Steele? I ask...prolly laying my hand face up on the table that i'm not as nieve as I originally thought.
YES she said.
Y do you like working with him?
and I qoute "His intellect!"......
To which I say...WHAAAAAAAT!?
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Lol she says and then proceeds to stack me again...thusly!

***** Hand History for Game 10331108642 *****
Dealt to GingerGoddess [ 7d 7h ]
imreallyfamous calls [$1.00 USD]
GingerGoddess raises [$5.00 USD]
imreallyfamous raises [$19.00 USD]
GingerGoddess raises [$45.00 USD]
imreallyfamous raises [$256.95 USD]
GingerGoddess calls [$170.30 USD]
imreallyfamous shows [Tc, Td ]
GingerGoddess shows [7d, 7h ]
imreallyfamous wins $55.65 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 4c, 4h ]** Dealing Turn ** [ 9d ]** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
imreallyfamous wins $444.10 USD from main pot

So at this point...I know two things, she is definitely a porn star, and I definitely suck at poker. I know these things because she actually thought for a long time before calling down with 10's, a pretty standard play for a real poker player like me. But! A porn star would hesitate because she's seen a lot of Pocket rockets in her life, and knows the dangers of running into them repeatedly. I also know that I suck at poker, as I have lost about 4k in the past 5 days....to pornstars and donkeys.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm in Chicago with the most affectionate cat in the world "COSMO". Love him to death already but there's really no reason to sit on my face when i'm sleeping :/
Tonight is pizza night (or so i'm told by my cousins lol trevor=gullible). The flight was awesome, i must say that United's big planes are straight sick in business class. Walking through them to my coach seat was a bit like walking through the indoor showroom at a car dealership out to the used lot where ur "newsed" car sits.

So the world has turned me into a hitch hiker in a hailstorm on a deserted Nebraska road, can't get a ride, can't run and hide, can't make it stop. Just keep chanting, OHMMMMMMMMMM...
for I am the zen masta, for now

gl all
Trev